想必人人都看过《HEROES》,于是日全食时,大家讨论最多的就是拥有什么样的超能力。
fisker: 我gtalk上一个网友的签名“7月22日日全食,大家有了啥超能力告诉我.我去开脑
okevin: 我有超能力
fisker: 我的能力是控制月亮
我后天还把月亮搬到中间来
okevin: 好。那我还可以得到两个超能力
fisker: 大后天还要吗?
okevin:不要了
我要一个搬动太阳的就好了
你把月亮搬到中间
我就把太阳搬到中间
fisker: 太阳放中间又没有什么奇观
okevin: 月全食
fisker: 靠,那是把地球放中间 土人
okevin: 汗
我不知道啊
原来如此
fisker: 你不会真以为是你想的那样吧
okevin: 是真的
fisker: 月亮跟着地球的 怎么会跑到两边呢?
okevin: 太阳放近一些啊
fisker: 那还看毛 都焦了
okevin:哦
也是哦
烧焦了以后看裸体啊
fisker: 也是哦 衣服着火点比较低耶
okevin:是啊
fisker: 看完就死?
okevin:嗯
fisker: 那还不如早点扒了看 反正大家都要死
okevin:好主意
我要一个超能力
就是控制人衣服的多少
我不喜欢大家脱光光
fisker: …
好人啊
我去扒好了 扒光了我先看 再给她们穿上内裤给你看
okevin:好的
fisker: 看完了再扒了给我看 然后我再穿了给你看
okevin: 好
fisker: 看完了再扒了给我看 然后我再穿了给你看
okevin: 好
fisker: 看完了再扒了给我看 然后我再穿了给你看
okevin: 好 哦
fisker: 要不要限制下一个可以看的次数啊 不然看不了几个啊
okevin: 你用asp编程实现吧
fisker: while(还值得再看){看完了再扒了给我看 然后我再穿了给你看
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回家问室友:“月食是不是把太阳放到月亮和地球之间?
答曰:“是的。”
原来我们的高中地理都白学了。
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23 7 月, 2009 at 下午8:33
这个是地理吗?我记得是物理..光学
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23 7 月, 2009 at 下午10:59
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23 7 月, 2009 at 下午11:00
全都傻得,这是天文。
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24 7 月, 2009 at 上午9:52
我都没看,不敢兴趣呢~嘿嘿
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16 9 月, 2009 at 下午1:16
我看完,笑喷了~ 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~
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